The Biracial Blog

Biracial Day 1 - The Beginning

I'm shaking with excitement. I just notified our agents in the field that the time has come. After all the planning, all the debates and all the training, it's finally time to assume our place atop the racial hierarchy. A biracial world is upon us!

I've contacted many of our top biracial operatives; everything is in place.

Agent Diesel (biracial) and Agent Berry (biracial of course) are going to be running point on the West Coast.
Agent Woods' (very biracial - cablinasian I believe) continued popularity and unprecedented respect makes him an obvious choice to handle the PR wing of our biracial movement.
We've also got our fingers crossed as our very own biracial Agent Obama is poised to give us a leadership presence 4 years earlier than our most optimistic estimates.

Update: Thankfully, due to his high profile within the biracial movement these days, we can now confirm that yes, Agent Obama is indeed Barack Obama. Our covert efforts have obviously helped Barack capture the nomination. Stay tuned for more Barack Obama Biracial World Domination updates

Keep an eye for our other field agents. They're difficult for most mono-racial people to identify because they remain in disguise at all times - blending between racial groups with ease. Fellow biracial Brothers and biracial Sisters however should have no problem spotting them; Be on the lookout for overly attractive, successful, intellectually superior, incredibly charismatic and charming people. Chances are if they meet all those criteria they're probably a soldier of the Biracial World Domination army. Also keep an out for interracial families. We always need to recruit!